Block 01 · Case File
How to get paid when they fire you.
The whole thesis, in three lines.
01 · THEY CUT
Big Tech fires people every quarter.
Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, Cisco. Another "company transformation" email, another 4,000 badges deactivated. Over 80,000 people this year from 14 firms alone.
See the register →02 · THE STOCK POPS
Wall Street calls it efficiency.
Layoff announcement, record quarter, all-time high. Same week, every time. The people leave, the market cap stays. Somebody is getting paid for those cuts. It was never you.
Until now: the Severance Fund →03 · YOU HOLD THE INDEX
$LAYOFF is priced in QQQ.
QQQ is the Nasdaq-100: Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, Alphabet, Cisco, Intuit, ASML. Half our register in one ticker. When they cut and the index climbs, $LAYOFF climbs with it. Before anyone even buys.
They cut. The index rallies. You hold.
$LAYOFF is priced in QQQ
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QQQ +5% on layoff day
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$LAYOFF +5% in dollars, zero buyers needed